Somewhere, Over the Recession

Somewhere, over the recession, way up high.
There’s a fund that I heard of Once in a lullaby.

Somewhere, over the recession, 401ks are true.
And the ipos that you dare to buy
Really do come through.

Someday I’ll invest upon a stock and wake up where inflationary spending, currency devaluating, socialist program creating, new 100 year high jobless claims and bailouts are far Behind me!

Where Madoff’s melt like acid drops, And UAW has been chopped.

That’s where you’ll find me.

Somewhere, over the recession, greenbacks buy. Blue chips fly over the recession,
Why then – oh, why can’t I?

If happy little gold puts buy beyond the recession,
Why, oh, why can’t I?

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